Thursday, May 27, 2010

May 26, 2010

I couldv’e .. you know? I must’ve missed it. Failed to see it probably. I was here, I was there. I did everything I thought I could do, and it was never enough for you. I gave everything I had, everything I have. I gave up everything I wanted just so I can provide you with what you need and what you want. I was here all along. You treated me like crap, you neglected me. Worst part is that, you actually promised me a lot of things. This and that which in the end turned up as bullshit and lies. I hated you. I moved on and endured it, because I still believed that we can make it. Everything I do is another mistake for you, everything I try to say is nothing for you cannot hear me – you never did. Maybe in the first few days..weeks..months..years. After that , you kept on rubbing in my face how useless I am in your life, how I made everything miserable for you. You hurted me, I hurted you in return but in the end it’s still me who bleeds more. You don’t know what you are asking for. I set up my defenses, I built a gap to separate my heart from my mind. Or wait, you already crushed my heart, who am I fooling anyway. I don’t want to feel anything from you anymore, because no matter how hard I try to at least be someone you need, I still end up as someone you love to hate. I am not putting all the blame in you though, don’t get me wrong. I know my shortcomings and mistakes. I paid for it I think. Or nah, I don’t think I did. Somehow, it is not enough for you. Somehow, you are still asking me for something, the problem though is, I don’t know what it is. I have to decipher you like some sort of a fucking code. I will never be enough for you, nor will I ever be important for you. You have never asked me if I am still okay. You have never once asked me of what I want or what I need. It’s always fucking about you.

I hate you.

I could’ve been someone you don’t wanna let go. I guess I am entirely missing the point.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

College Cycle

i saw this somewhere. i find it hilarious!

Every New Semester:

After First Week:

After Second Week:

Before the Mid-Term Test:

During the Mid-Term Test:

After the Mid-Term Test:

Before the Final Exams:

Once Get to Know the Final Exam Schedule:

7 Days Before the Final Exam:

6 Days Before the Final Exam:

5 Days Before the Final Exam:

4 Days Before the Final Exam:

3 Days Before the Final Exam:

2 Days Before the Final Exam:

1 Day Before the Final Exam:

The Night Before the Final Exam:

1 Hour Before the Final Exam:

During the Final Exam:

Once Walk Out From the Examination Hall:

After the Final Exam, During the Holiday:

Friday, May 7, 2010

XY: Weaker Species

Do you know that you can actually choose your soon-to-be-baby's gender?

Based on studies on XX (female) sperms and XY (male) sperms, it was found that there are striking differences between the two. The most suprising of which is - that male (XY) sperms are generally weaker than its female counterparts.

The major premise is that the male sperm is weaker. So therefore, for the weak male sperm to successfully overcome the hostile conditions provided by the female reproductive tract and fertilize the ovum, the environment and the circumstances have to be "sperm friendly".

First is the timing. Male sperms perish earlier than female sperms after they are ejaculated. So if you want a baby boy, time the intercourse 24 hours before and after ovulation. In addition, before copulation, the mother should give herself an acid douche (an acid environment being "sperm friendly") with 2 tablespoons of vinegar mixed with 1 quart of water. As the male partner ejaculates, he has to do so deep into the vaginal canal to shorten the travel distance of the male sperm to the ovum in the fallopian tubes.

Now a baby girl, on the other hand, would be easier to have for the assumption that female sperms are harder and stronger. So if you provide a sperm-unfriendly environment, when the mother gets pregnant, you can be sure that the culprit was a female sperm as the weaker male sperms have already perished because of the hostile environment.

So the stork gives you a girl if you do the following:
Time the copulation 3 days before and after ovulation. As by this time, only the strong female sperms would have survive to fertilize the still thriving ovum.
2. Before copulation, the mother should give herself an alkaline douche. Alkalinity, being detrimental to spermatic functions, would eliminate most of the weaker male sperms.
3. As the male partner ejaculates, he must do so near the opening of the vaginal canal farther up. This gives a longer traveling distance for the sperm that hopefully would already filter the weak male sperms.

After nine months, check if you got your order right! *^_^*

Recrudescence +_0

For the nth time, I've been tempted back into blogging.

But something is different this time, more than me merely living up to my lethargic nature. Granted, I find these words I’m typing to be infinitely more interesting than the technical sobriety of academic writing. Yes, I want release but as my fingers fly over letters and I form them into words, I feel my usual sadness somehow mixed with… agony.

And it hits me: Am I suddenly being so maudlin, so uselessly sentimental?

Somehow I am gratified by the sadness I feel. Not because of a penchant for masochism, nor even a liking for angst situations. It’s because it makes me feel that all I had to go through to run the race was worth it...

Or is it just something I want to believe in?