XY: Weaker Species

Do you know that you can actually choose your soon-to-be-baby's gender?

Based on studies on XX (female) sperms and XY (male) sperms, it was found that there are striking differences between the two. The most suprising of which is - that male (XY) sperms are generally weaker than its female counterparts.

The major premise is that the male sperm is weaker. So therefore, for the weak male sperm to successfully overcome the hostile conditions provided by the female reproductive tract and fertilize the ovum, the environment and the circumstances have to be "sperm friendly".

First is the timing. Male sperms perish earlier than female sperms after they are ejaculated. So if you want a baby boy, time the intercourse 24 hours before and after ovulation. In addition, before copulation, the mother should give herself an acid douche (an acid environment being "sperm friendly") with 2 tablespoons of vinegar mixed with 1 quart of water. As the male partner ejaculates, he has to do so deep into the vaginal canal to shorten the travel distance of the male sperm to the ovum in the fallopian tubes.

Now a baby girl, on the other hand, would be easier to have for the assumption that female sperms are harder and stronger. So if you provide a sperm-unfriendly environment, when the mother gets pregnant, you can be sure that the culprit was a female sperm as the weaker male sperms have already perished because of the hostile environment.

So the stork gives you a girl if you do the following:
1. Time the copulation 3 days before and after ovulation. As by this time, only the strong female sperms would have survive to fertilize the still thriving ovum.
2. Before copulation, the mother should give herself an alkaline douche. Alkalinity, being detrimental to spermatic functions, would eliminate most of the weaker male sperms.
3. As the male partner ejaculates, he must do so near the opening of the vaginal canal farther up. This gives a longer traveling distance for the sperm that hopefully would already filter the weak male sperms.

After nine months, check if you got your order right! *^_^*